Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

Plymouth Fury - in the year of our Lord 1957

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15

The Tempest and the Storm

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

Dodge Ram, circa 2001

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49

the totally redesigned 2001 Honda Accord

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Triumph motorcycle

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

the adorable Triumph Sportster

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12

interior of the 1998 Honda Accord

Something to think about!

(taken from an article by Roy Rivenberg, 9/6/00)

In Addition:

It seems that since a certain car company decided to make a "What Would Jesus Drive?" promotional campaign, interest in my small little website has gone through the ROOF!!! Many of you out there have pointed out that there are many other references to cars in the Bible. Here are some of the good ones:

First of all, several of you pointed out that our Lord and Savior
would have driven a "Jesus" Chrystler

Maybe He drove a Jeep:
"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow
become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9

Jeep Liberty
(sent in by H. M. Bumgardner Jr.)

Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was
brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25

1966 Dodge Charger
(sent in by Dewey Thompson + Sue Lindman)

Another "Dodge" driver is spoken of in Holy Scripture:
For John came neither eating nor drinking,
and they say, He hath a demon. - Mat 11:18

1971 Dodge Demon
(sent in by Sue Lindman)

and my own research has uncovered that in the Old Covenant,
the Israelites were ORDERED to feast with their automobiles.
And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks
unto the LORD thy God with a tribute
- Deu 16:10

2002 Mazda Tribute

There is more to Holy Scripture than meets the eye!

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